Santa"s Cookie Addiction Update - Did Santa Receive? Money For a Cookie and Milk Bailout
After some intense interviewing of hidden sources in the elf community the truth is starting to come out on why Santa secretly left the Christmas compound at 2:00 in the morning of December 12th.
With only a week and a half till Christmas Eve there still is no word from santa.
Will he be able to return in time to deliver the presents.
It has been a long couple of days trying to get to the bottom of Santa's so called "cookie addiction".
Last week at 2:00 in the morning Santa Claus was spirited out of the North Pole by helicopter complaining of chest pains and problems breathing.
A secret society made up of Santa's closest elfs are responsible for this.
They are called the SCEP, Secret Cookie Elfin Project.
They were devised by Santa to hide and supply a "cookie Problem" he has.
Yes, Santa is addicted to Oreos, Ginger Snaps, vanilla wafers, and any cookie you can think of.
He has been trying to wash this problem down by drinking glasses of whole milk.
It is reported that on a normal day Santa will go through two dozen boxes of assorted cookies and up to four gallons of milk.
This has caused a major weight problem for the jolly old man that is now taking a health toll on him.
Santa is reported to have elevated blood sugar levels and his blood pressure is off the wall.
It has also taken a monetary toll on the North Pole finances.
One elf, on condition of not being named, said that Santa was spending close to $50 dollars a day on cookies and milk.
Over time this put the budget at the North Pole bank into a major deficit.
President Obama made a secret deal to bail out Santa and his elfs with money taken from the bailout package.
It is reported in return Santa would give the President's children extra presents on Christmas.
Santa was supposed to have this money paid back before December First and could not.
The high blood pressure and diabetes combined with the stress of not being able to pay the government back on time is thought to be what caused this massive case of angina.
It is also thought that the president may have been getting ready to send federal agents into the Christmas compound to arrest Santa Claus.
The SCEP, also thought to be Santa Claus's Elfin Police, on a tip got Santa out in the nick of time.
It is believed that Santa is safe in a rehabilitation clinic in the Cayman Islands.
The elfs say the North Pole is it's separate country and if the US government wants to arrest Santa they should go through NATO or UN channels.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his "cookie Problem" and his health is improving.
What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt.
Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
I will keep you updated.
With only a week and a half till Christmas Eve there still is no word from santa.
Will he be able to return in time to deliver the presents.
It has been a long couple of days trying to get to the bottom of Santa's so called "cookie addiction".
Last week at 2:00 in the morning Santa Claus was spirited out of the North Pole by helicopter complaining of chest pains and problems breathing.
A secret society made up of Santa's closest elfs are responsible for this.
They are called the SCEP, Secret Cookie Elfin Project.
They were devised by Santa to hide and supply a "cookie Problem" he has.
Yes, Santa is addicted to Oreos, Ginger Snaps, vanilla wafers, and any cookie you can think of.
He has been trying to wash this problem down by drinking glasses of whole milk.
It is reported that on a normal day Santa will go through two dozen boxes of assorted cookies and up to four gallons of milk.
This has caused a major weight problem for the jolly old man that is now taking a health toll on him.
Santa is reported to have elevated blood sugar levels and his blood pressure is off the wall.
It has also taken a monetary toll on the North Pole finances.
One elf, on condition of not being named, said that Santa was spending close to $50 dollars a day on cookies and milk.
Over time this put the budget at the North Pole bank into a major deficit.
President Obama made a secret deal to bail out Santa and his elfs with money taken from the bailout package.
It is reported in return Santa would give the President's children extra presents on Christmas.
Santa was supposed to have this money paid back before December First and could not.
The high blood pressure and diabetes combined with the stress of not being able to pay the government back on time is thought to be what caused this massive case of angina.
It is also thought that the president may have been getting ready to send federal agents into the Christmas compound to arrest Santa Claus.
The SCEP, also thought to be Santa Claus's Elfin Police, on a tip got Santa out in the nick of time.
It is believed that Santa is safe in a rehabilitation clinic in the Cayman Islands.
The elfs say the North Pole is it's separate country and if the US government wants to arrest Santa they should go through NATO or UN channels.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his "cookie Problem" and his health is improving.
What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt.
Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
I will keep you updated.
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