Late Night Eateries.
You and your band of merry drunkards just spilled out of a club so A-list that not even Boston from I Love New York could weasel himself in for fifteen minutes. What do you do? Well, unless youre balling completely out of control and youre leading a caravan of cars to your mansion in the hills, youre probably going to want to stuff your face but where? Hmmm I might know of a few places. Follow me.
La Cabaa Yes, the tortillas are hand made in the restaurant and yes, they do have an in-house trio of troubadours serenading starry eyed couples, but no, they all left hours ago. Youre just going to have to settle for large portions of Mexican deliciousness. If youre jonesing for some mud butt then take your sorry self down to Taco Bell, but if you desire quality in your bowel movements then hit up La Cabaa. You wont be disappointed.
Prices: A touch on the expensive side.
Hours: 11:00s - 3:00a
Try: Gallina (chicken quesadilla)
Location: 738 Rose 90291
The Brite Spot Located just down the way from the infamous Echo, artsy fartsy types from all walks of life wedge themselves into stiflingly small booths. What this laid back grub spot lacks in ambiance, it more than makes up for its visual blandness in color people that is. To say the least, there are some fairly interesting heads that come and goparticularly on Dub Club Wednesdays.
Prices: Overpriced.
Hours: 7:00a 4:00a
Try: Gyro plate.
Location: 1918 W. Sunset 90026
Los Tacos Positioned between a 7-11 and a Laundromat, Los Tacos is by no means glamorous, but at least you can get your grub on and walk no more than five feet to get yourself some Pepto and a roll of T-P. There are some colorful characters that hang around the store front, but not in the Jay & Silent Bob type way. Aside from the local color, Los Tacos is the best Mexican fast food in town. Take your food to go as the restaurant is pretty small. There isnt even a bathroom for customers. Go defecate on your own property.
Prices: Worth the extra buck.
Hours: 24/7
Try: Pork Carnitas
Location: 7954 Santa Monica Blvd 90046
Astroburger No plastic accepted here, just cash on the barrel head This is not just a straight forward burger joint. Nope, there is a surprising amount of variety on the menu from the fully customizable burgers to the extensive veggie menu (at least for a fast food restaurant). Its also pretty much the only burger joint open round these parts so when Bar Lubitsch, Winstons and Joness close, Astroburger is the most likely spot where large groups of drunken party animals will be migrating to feed their faces.
Prices: Price is right.
Hours: Open til 4:00a on Sat.
Try: Steak fries.
Location: 7475 Santa Monica Blvd. 90046
Jack in the Box Cmon buddy, you and I both know that drunk people and drive-throughs are quite fond of one another. They dont even have to get out of the car to feed their face, which is why its always surprising that police dont stake out these drive-throughs for potential DUIs. The eye in the sky must look at patrons like cockroaches piling into roach motels. Stay away at all costs if you can.
Prices: Dirt cheap.
Hours: 24/7 365
Try: Two tacos for a dollar.
Location: Every where.
And there you have it, folks. Ten late night eateries that will seat you, feed you and take your money and thats just the tip of the iceberg, slim. No need to thank yours truly. Just pay it forward to your waiters and waitresses, who have to put up with cranky people on a regular basis. Spread the love and most importantly, dont drink and drive.
La Cabaa Yes, the tortillas are hand made in the restaurant and yes, they do have an in-house trio of troubadours serenading starry eyed couples, but no, they all left hours ago. Youre just going to have to settle for large portions of Mexican deliciousness. If youre jonesing for some mud butt then take your sorry self down to Taco Bell, but if you desire quality in your bowel movements then hit up La Cabaa. You wont be disappointed.
Prices: A touch on the expensive side.
Hours: 11:00s - 3:00a
Try: Gallina (chicken quesadilla)
Location: 738 Rose 90291
The Brite Spot Located just down the way from the infamous Echo, artsy fartsy types from all walks of life wedge themselves into stiflingly small booths. What this laid back grub spot lacks in ambiance, it more than makes up for its visual blandness in color people that is. To say the least, there are some fairly interesting heads that come and goparticularly on Dub Club Wednesdays.
Prices: Overpriced.
Hours: 7:00a 4:00a
Try: Gyro plate.
Location: 1918 W. Sunset 90026
Los Tacos Positioned between a 7-11 and a Laundromat, Los Tacos is by no means glamorous, but at least you can get your grub on and walk no more than five feet to get yourself some Pepto and a roll of T-P. There are some colorful characters that hang around the store front, but not in the Jay & Silent Bob type way. Aside from the local color, Los Tacos is the best Mexican fast food in town. Take your food to go as the restaurant is pretty small. There isnt even a bathroom for customers. Go defecate on your own property.
Prices: Worth the extra buck.
Hours: 24/7
Try: Pork Carnitas
Location: 7954 Santa Monica Blvd 90046
Astroburger No plastic accepted here, just cash on the barrel head This is not just a straight forward burger joint. Nope, there is a surprising amount of variety on the menu from the fully customizable burgers to the extensive veggie menu (at least for a fast food restaurant). Its also pretty much the only burger joint open round these parts so when Bar Lubitsch, Winstons and Joness close, Astroburger is the most likely spot where large groups of drunken party animals will be migrating to feed their faces.
Prices: Price is right.
Hours: Open til 4:00a on Sat.
Try: Steak fries.
Location: 7475 Santa Monica Blvd. 90046
Jack in the Box Cmon buddy, you and I both know that drunk people and drive-throughs are quite fond of one another. They dont even have to get out of the car to feed their face, which is why its always surprising that police dont stake out these drive-throughs for potential DUIs. The eye in the sky must look at patrons like cockroaches piling into roach motels. Stay away at all costs if you can.
Prices: Dirt cheap.
Hours: 24/7 365
Try: Two tacos for a dollar.
Location: Every where.
And there you have it, folks. Ten late night eateries that will seat you, feed you and take your money and thats just the tip of the iceberg, slim. No need to thank yours truly. Just pay it forward to your waiters and waitresses, who have to put up with cranky people on a regular basis. Spread the love and most importantly, dont drink and drive.
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