So you want to learn how to talk to women better, or more exactly - how to get out of the doghouse with your girlfriend.
Here are 4 tips on doing just that so listen up hotshot! 1.
Pay a down and out guy to hold a sign up for her to see.
If you live in a city or large town then there is a good chance you will regularly pass a down and out or a homeless person.
If this homeless person resides on the route your girlfriend usually takes to and from work then why not pay him 5 bucks to hold a sign up for her to see? Something along the lines of "Darling Mary, your beloved boyfriend David apologizes whole-heartedly for any upset he may have caused you!" Do by all means show the homeless person a pic of your girlfriend though, just to make sure she sees the sign.
2.
Pay a local band or busker to serenade her.
Make sure to pick at least a half decent effort of a band or busker otherwise she will hate you all the more! 3.
Propose to her during a football match.
This one can only work if she goes with you in the first place.
If she agrees, then approach the gaming office before the match and see if they would make the announcement for you during the break period.
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Last and not least, for as little as about 100 bucks you can hire a small plane to fly a huge banner with your proposal to your girlfriend written on it, right over where you are living or where she works.
Good luck - you will need it!