Website:http://basicinstructions.net/
Monthly Traffic: 175,488 (as of 07/10)
Description: Easy-to-follow instructions that you probably shouldn't follow.
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What is "Basic Instructions"?:

Isn't life hard? There's all these things that need to be done, and you have to figure out how to do them all by yourself! Well, as far as I'm concerned, that's not part of the deal.

I want somebody to just tell me what to do. Like my parents, or God, or the government.

Or… Basic Instructions. This self-help web comic can explain how to do almost anything, no matter how inane, inadvisable or… mythological. Or whatever! Read this strip, and you'll never have to think again.

Warning: Instructions should not be followed.

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