Smile for the cameras!

Meet 24-year-old Michelle Watson, who was arrested in Arizona and charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, and driving under the influence all in one wild night.

How do you top that?

Just take a look.

Watson was allegedly seen driving her white Honda Civic on a sidewalk -- but when police caught up with her and pulled her over, she kneed the office right in the crotch.

That's one way to get arrested...

but that's no all she did.

Nope, she also used that age-old weapon against police: foul language.

"I don't have to walk f***ing anywhere," she said, according to The Smoking Gun.

Her parents must be proud.

Get the full story on this wild night out in Arizona from the Huffington Post.