If Your Cat Wants to Kill You, You Should Do
A few years ago, I came across a humorous tips on how to determine your website's cat tried to kill you. I think this is quite funny... until I carefully look at my own cat, realizing that they have been trying to kill me for several years. It turns out that 17-year-old Siamese is very cunning, and I feel lucky if I survived. Here are my tips on how the family has a cat and life stories to tell.
Attack Method # 1: Staring
Your cat it: You may have noticed your cat to sit, stare at you. My cat sometimes do this time is very long time. I believe this is an attempt at mind control. If your cat is successful, he will manipulate you into feed him eight times a day, every time he wanted to turn on the tap when drinking,
How to protect yourself: stop himself from his sight. I often use the book, even my laptop screen. This is usually large enough to cause my cat to give up. Sometimes, however, they moved to get a better angle, continued staring at me. When this happens, I usually leave the area entirely. Remember - your safety comes first. If you can not leave your cat's line of sight, then best to leave the room.
Attack Method 2: Action
Your cat no: Your cat will take his own life through his body at your feet, an attempt to make you fall. Cats are smart and wait until you are carrying heavy stuff (such as laundry basket), or they will try to let you in on the stairs to maximize their potential success. Or, better yet, they'll try to make you the stairs when you are carrying a laundry basket.
How to protect yourself: Wear a good grip and sturdy shoes. As long as you enter the house to remove high-heeled shoes or shoes, no grip. Practice reshuffle as possible. Even if your cat is nowhere to be seen, very careful around your house move - darting out from hiding places is a common method of attack cat. Seize any time using the staircase railing.
If you must carry items up and down stairs, try to have on hand beware spotted cat, I hope he gets transferred in accordance with your feet. If you live alone, I recommend that you wait for your clothes on the stairs until you are sure your cat otherwise occupied. Try to distract his food. If all else fails, you can turn off your cat in a room, but it is likely to make him angry, he would get after you redouble our efforts.
Attack Method 3: Immobilized nerve pinch
Your cat does: Have you ever noticed that your 8 pounds hairball what feels right to apply to use only a single paw capacity one million pounds of pressure? They like to use this talent very roundabout way. For example, your cat will wait until you fall asleep on the sofa next to jump into you, and then strategically placed a paw on your leg or abdomen, in the most painful way to pressure down. When caught they pretend that they just want to be able to climb up on your lap. They are really doing is trying to find a pressure point, so that they can use it to fix you.
How to protect yourself: Do not let your guard down. If you feel you are getting sleepy, I suggest you find a cat and put him on his knees, before you fall asleep. Once all four paws on his knees Your cat will lose the same amount of force application capabilities. Plus he will know you are in for him.
Attack four: Mind games
Your cat does: Your cat smarter, faster, quieter, more cunning than you. He knows it. He uses this to his advantage. From see your cat sitting peacefully in a chair, then walking down the hall and into another room... realize that your cat there? But no, he was just in another room on a chair? Ha! His ninja-like skills, so he figured out that you want, and the first one to get there without you noticing. He tries to make you feel like you've lost your mind.
How to protect yourself: If you feel it, you can try your cat mental game to fight fire with fire. For example, if you buy a new bed for your cat to sleep, rather than sleep on your favorite recliner, showing his bed, telling him, in any case, he uses it. He was not allowed to go near it. I assure you, he will sleep in it, he got his first chance. He thinks he has outsmarted you, it might make him more careless in the future, so that you (albeit small) advantage.
Attack Method 5: bombs fall
Your cat does: Your cat can sense when you are wearing black pants dressy and can get cat hair all of them but never touch you. His goal is to defeat and possible humiliation you.
How to protect yourself: Unfortunately, a short wait until you leave the house, put your pants, there really is no way to protect themselves. I suggest you invest in a few sticky roller, and use them regularly to remove cat hair.
Attack Method 6: vomiting
Your cat does: although sometimes vomiting are signs of illness should be checked by a veterinarian, the cat is fully capable of using spit to kill you. The following is happened to me recently a true story. My Siamese hidden in the corridor outside the kitchen, until he saw that I poured myself a cup of coffee. Although my back to him quietly and strategic clarity vomiting, almost invisible liquid splashed linoleum, and then flew away. I started walking across the kitchen, stepped in vomit, slipped and fell, twisting his ankle and threw hot coffee in the room. He was very close to success killing me!
How to protect yourself: Before you take a step, be sure to carefully look at everything around you. Walk slowly, carefully. Try not to carry hot liquids.
Attack Method # 1: Staring
Your cat it: You may have noticed your cat to sit, stare at you. My cat sometimes do this time is very long time. I believe this is an attempt at mind control. If your cat is successful, he will manipulate you into feed him eight times a day, every time he wanted to turn on the tap when drinking,
How to protect yourself: stop himself from his sight. I often use the book, even my laptop screen. This is usually large enough to cause my cat to give up. Sometimes, however, they moved to get a better angle, continued staring at me. When this happens, I usually leave the area entirely. Remember - your safety comes first. If you can not leave your cat's line of sight, then best to leave the room.
Attack Method 2: Action
Your cat no: Your cat will take his own life through his body at your feet, an attempt to make you fall. Cats are smart and wait until you are carrying heavy stuff (such as laundry basket), or they will try to let you in on the stairs to maximize their potential success. Or, better yet, they'll try to make you the stairs when you are carrying a laundry basket.
How to protect yourself: Wear a good grip and sturdy shoes. As long as you enter the house to remove high-heeled shoes or shoes, no grip. Practice reshuffle as possible. Even if your cat is nowhere to be seen, very careful around your house move - darting out from hiding places is a common method of attack cat. Seize any time using the staircase railing.
If you must carry items up and down stairs, try to have on hand beware spotted cat, I hope he gets transferred in accordance with your feet. If you live alone, I recommend that you wait for your clothes on the stairs until you are sure your cat otherwise occupied. Try to distract his food. If all else fails, you can turn off your cat in a room, but it is likely to make him angry, he would get after you redouble our efforts.
Attack Method 3: Immobilized nerve pinch
Your cat does: Have you ever noticed that your 8 pounds hairball what feels right to apply to use only a single paw capacity one million pounds of pressure? They like to use this talent very roundabout way. For example, your cat will wait until you fall asleep on the sofa next to jump into you, and then strategically placed a paw on your leg or abdomen, in the most painful way to pressure down. When caught they pretend that they just want to be able to climb up on your lap. They are really doing is trying to find a pressure point, so that they can use it to fix you.
How to protect yourself: Do not let your guard down. If you feel you are getting sleepy, I suggest you find a cat and put him on his knees, before you fall asleep. Once all four paws on his knees Your cat will lose the same amount of force application capabilities. Plus he will know you are in for him.
Attack four: Mind games
Your cat does: Your cat smarter, faster, quieter, more cunning than you. He knows it. He uses this to his advantage. From see your cat sitting peacefully in a chair, then walking down the hall and into another room... realize that your cat there? But no, he was just in another room on a chair? Ha! His ninja-like skills, so he figured out that you want, and the first one to get there without you noticing. He tries to make you feel like you've lost your mind.
How to protect yourself: If you feel it, you can try your cat mental game to fight fire with fire. For example, if you buy a new bed for your cat to sleep, rather than sleep on your favorite recliner, showing his bed, telling him, in any case, he uses it. He was not allowed to go near it. I assure you, he will sleep in it, he got his first chance. He thinks he has outsmarted you, it might make him more careless in the future, so that you (albeit small) advantage.
Attack Method 5: bombs fall
Your cat does: Your cat can sense when you are wearing black pants dressy and can get cat hair all of them but never touch you. His goal is to defeat and possible humiliation you.
How to protect yourself: Unfortunately, a short wait until you leave the house, put your pants, there really is no way to protect themselves. I suggest you invest in a few sticky roller, and use them regularly to remove cat hair.
Attack Method 6: vomiting
Your cat does: although sometimes vomiting are signs of illness should be checked by a veterinarian, the cat is fully capable of using spit to kill you. The following is happened to me recently a true story. My Siamese hidden in the corridor outside the kitchen, until he saw that I poured myself a cup of coffee. Although my back to him quietly and strategic clarity vomiting, almost invisible liquid splashed linoleum, and then flew away. I started walking across the kitchen, stepped in vomit, slipped and fell, twisting his ankle and threw hot coffee in the room. He was very close to success killing me!
How to protect yourself: Before you take a step, be sure to carefully look at everything around you. Walk slowly, carefully. Try not to carry hot liquids.
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