The time has come to set my money free Most of it will go under the Christmas tree I will drive to the store and fight the crowd Try not to buy any toys that are too loud When my money is all gone it's back to the house Wrapping presents after Midnight quiet as a mouse The presents are under the tree all shiny and bright I spent a hundred dollars on Christmas lights At a quarter till three I can finally sleep Just before seven my son will take a giant leap Waking with a cry and a kid on my belly I get to hear him say that it does feel like jelly Paper is soon flying around the room I guess I better go get the broom Laughing children is a great thing to hear For a little while at least, I think I need a beer My money is all gone but the kids are happy Time to go get the rest of the presents from Pappy Now Christmas is over and I have to pay the bills It will take a lot of over time to seal that deal Christmas costs a lot of money I fear Wish I didn't have to wait a whole year Hope you enjoyed the poem and maybe got a laugh.
I know I enjoy Christmas time with my family every year and hope you get to do the same.
Maybe this year I will start saving up early so I won't be quite so broke by the end of it.